overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

image

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

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gendertrashfromhell:

Me: better check tumblr
Me: reads my own blog
Me: Looks good!

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peashooter85:

Flintlock key gun, 18th century.

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shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks)

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blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

(Source: tindersfinestbachelors)

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